Whiskey geeks, we all know the struggle—someone takes a sip and says, “Oh, that’s smooth.” But what does that even mean? This hilarious whiskey T-shirt is perfect for bourbon, Scotch, and rye lovers who appreciate complex tasting notes (and know that smooth isn’t one of them).

Featuring bold lettering with a cheeky small-print tagline—“It’s just what people say before they add Coke.”—this shirt is a must-have for whiskey snobs, aficionados, and anyone who loves a good dram neat. Whether you're at a distillery tour, whiskey tasting, or just enjoying a pour at home, this shirt is guaranteed to get nods (or eye rolls) from fellow whiskey lovers.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Perfect for whiskey enthusiasts, bourbon lovers, and Scotch fans
✔ Great conversation starter at tastings and whiskey events
✔ Soft, high-quality fabric for all-day comfort
✔ Makes a fantastic gift for whiskey nerds, bartenders, and collectors

Pair it with your favorite whiskey glass and wear it proudly—just don’t ask us to define smooth.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!